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In the spirit of Easter,

a religious post (perhaps only of interest to those that know DOS, but the computer saavy of you should be able to figure it out)

GENESIS BY DOS

In the beginning, there was the computer.

And God entered:

C:\Let there be light!

Enter user ID

C:\God

Enter password

C:\Omniscient

Invalid password
Enter password

C:\Omnipotent

Invalid password
Enter password

C:\Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday.

C:\Let there be light!

Unrecognizable command

C:\Create light

Done

C:\Run heaven and earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0
errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday.

C:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\Create firmament

Done.

C:\Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0
errors.

And God logged off at 1:59:00 AM, Tuesday.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday.

C:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let dry land appear

Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

C:\Create dry_land

Done.

C:\Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0
errors.

And God logged off at 4:59:00 AM, Wednesday.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday.

C:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the
night

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\Create sun_moon_stars

Done

C:\Run sun_moon_stars

And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over
the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw
there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 11:59:00 AM, Thursday.

And God logged on at 12:02:00 AM, Friday.

C:\Create fish

Done

C:\Create fowl

Done

C:\Run fish, fowl

And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 8:59:00 AM, Friday.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Saturday.

C:\Create cattle

Done

C:\Create creepy_things

Done

C:\Now let us make man in our image

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\Create man

Done

C:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of
the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

Too many command operands. Try again.

C:\Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 6 errors..

C:\Insert breath

Done

C:\Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 5 errors.

C:\Move man to Garden of Eden

Filename: Garden of Eden does not exist.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?

C:\Create Garden_of_Eden

Too many parameters

C:\Create Garden.edn

Done

C:\Move man to Garden.edn

Done

C:\Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 4 errors.

C:\Copy woman from man

Done

C:\Run multiplication

Execution terminated. 2 errors.

C:\Create desire

Done

C:\Run multiplication

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\Create freewill

Done

C:\Run freewill

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\Undo desire

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

C:\Destroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\Help

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\Create tree_of_knowledge

Done

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

C:\Create good, evil

Done

C:\Activate evil

And God saw he had created shame.

Warning system error in sector E95.
Man and woman no longer located in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

C:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

Search failed.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?

C:\Delete shame

Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

C:\Destroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\Stop

Unrecognizable command. Try again

C:\Ctrl_Break

Unrecognizable command. Try again

C:\Ctrl_Break

Unrecognizable command. Try again

C:\Ctrl_Break

Unrecognizable command. Try again

C:\Create new world

You have exceeded allocated file space.
You must delete old files before new ones can be created.

C:\Delete earth

Delete earth: Please confirm.

C:\Delete earth confirmed

And God logged off at 11:59 PM, Saturday.

On Sunday God rested.

On Monday God created the PC.

And God saw that it was good.

Happy Easter, everyone!