In the spirit of Easter,
a religious post (perhaps only of interest to those that know DOS, but the computer saavy of you should be able to figure it out)
GENESIS BY DOS
In the beginning, there was the computer.
And God entered:
C:\Let there be light!
Enter user ID
C:\God
Enter password
C:\Omniscient
Invalid password
Enter password
C:\Omnipotent
Invalid password
Enter password
C:\Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday.
C:\Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command
C:\Create light
Done
C:\Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday.
C:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C:\Create firmament
Done.
C:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 1:59:00 AM, Tuesday.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday.
C:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let dry land appear
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
C:\Create dry_land
Done.
C:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 4:59:00 AM, Wednesday.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday.
C:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the
night
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\Create sun_moon_stars
Done
C:\Run sun_moon_stars
And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over
the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw
there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 11:59:00 AM, Thursday.
And God logged on at 12:02:00 AM, Friday.
C:\Create fish
Done
C:\Create fowl
Done
C:\Run fish, fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 8:59:00 AM, Friday.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Saturday.
C:\Create cattle
Done
C:\Create creepy_things
Done
C:\Now let us make man in our image
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\Create man
Done
C:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of
the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Too many command operands. Try again.
C:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 6 errors..
C:\Insert breath
Done
C:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 5 errors.
C:\Move man to Garden of Eden
Filename: Garden of Eden does not exist.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
C:\Create Garden_of_Eden
Too many parameters
C:\Create Garden.edn
Done
C:\Move man to Garden.edn
Done
C:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
C:\Copy woman from man
Done
C:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 2 errors.
C:\Create desire
Done
C:\Run multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
C:\Create freewill
Done
C:\Run freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
C:\Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
C:\Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:\Help
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:\Create tree_of_knowledge
Done
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
C:\Create good, evil
Done
C:\Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning system error in sector E95.
Man and woman no longer located in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
C:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
C:\Delete shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
C:\Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:\Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again
C:\Ctrl_Break
Unrecognizable command. Try again
C:\Ctrl_Break
Unrecognizable command. Try again
C:\Ctrl_Break
Unrecognizable command. Try again
C:\Create new world
You have exceeded allocated file space.
You must delete old files before new ones can be created.
C:\Delete earth
Delete earth: Please confirm.
C:\Delete earth confirmed
And God logged off at 11:59 PM, Saturday.
On Sunday God rested.
On Monday God created the PC.
And God saw that it was good.
Happy Easter, everyone!
1 Comments:
Hi J- Thanks for stopping by.
It's funny to see you mention Paderborn, because I tried going to services there- they were all in Russian and I had to leave. Didn't think anyone else really knew the town!
hought the joke was pretty funny.