Germany Doesn't Suck: <i>The Alternate</i> - <b>Are You Experienced?</b>

(with apologies to William Sutcliffe)

The list mentioned on Friday has mutated into a quiz.

Vince, Matt, and I started it at the Irish Pub on Friday evening after ~~a few~~ many beers, and the three of us as well as Jn and the Spences finished it at dinner on Saturday evening. The criteria for an item to be on the list was that at least two of us had to have done it (which is quite scary with some of them). Due to the graphic nature of some of it, I'll be posting it inside. It's not for the faint of heart so if you're easily offended, please don't look at it. If you take the quiz, please let me know your score (68 possible points)- I have no interest in knowing which ones you have done on, just your score.

Scores:
J: 31
Vince: 54
Matt: ~~pending, but expected to be the highest~~ 62
Jn: 35
Ag: ~~pending, but expected to be the lowest~~ 10
Spence: ~~pending~~ 15
Mrs Spence: ~~pending~~ 14
Js: 15

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The Alternative…
Are You Experienced?

You and the Law

Have you ever…

1. been searched by the police?
2. spent a night in the cells?
3. been burgled?
4. driven or unicycled whilst under the influence?
5. visited a friend in prison?
6. eaten hash cake?
7. had a joint for breakfast?
8. taught when under the influence?

Which of the following illegal substances have you taken? One point for each.
1. Cannabis 2. Speed 3. Ecstasy 4. LSD 5. Magic Mushrooms 6. Cocaine

Booze

Which of the following spirits have you been pissed on? One point for each.
1. scotch 2. vodka 3. gin 4. grappa 5. rum 6. ouzo 7. sake 8. brandy

Have you ever…
1. had your drink spiked?
2. started drinking before 10 am?

When under the influence of alcohol have you ever…
1. lost hours?
2. bumped into something drunk, passed out and woken up there?
3. not been able to remember how you got home?
4. urinated somewhere in your house that wasn’t a toilet?
5. vomited in public?
6. slept in a public place (i.e. doorway, a station platform)?
7. done something that you couldn’t explain the next day?

Health

Have you ever…
1. had something inserted into your rectum for purely medical reasons?
2. had something pushed down your throat for purely medical reasons (i.e. endoscope, stomach pump)
3. smoked more than 50 cigarettes in a 24 hour period?
4. had a toilet accident after the age of five?
5. visited a friend in a mental hospital?

Sex

Have you ever…
1. had anal sex? (either as active or passive partner. Extra point if both)
2. felt silicone implants?
3. developed an obsession about someone else’s boobs, bum, knob, etc?
4. met a pornstar?
5. put foodstuffs on someone’s genitals, or had it done to you?
6. slept with someone madder than you?
7. flashed someone (accidentally or deliberately)?
8. been to a gay bar?
9. had sex with more than one partner simultaneously?
10. kissed a member of the same sex?
11. had sex in a public place (i.e. layby, park, etc.)
12. had gay or lesbian sex?
13. fallen asleep during sex?
14. accidentally fondled someone in public?
15. slept with someone you couldn’t stand?
16. fallen for a student?
17. had sex with a student?
18. caught something from sex?
19. been to a strip show?
20. been to a sex shop?
21. cross dressed?
22. stuck your naked backside against a school bus window?

Do you…
1. have sex toys at home?
2. have hardcore pornography at home?

General
Have you ever…
1. had a conversation with someone when you didn’t have a common language?
2. gone into the wrong toilet by accident?
3. swum naked?
4. bought a vinyl LP?
5. eaten horse?
6. seen a live Shakespeare play?
7. fallen asleep on a train?

Maximum score = 68

LOL 43 for me too...

maybe the three of us did all these things together and were just too damned drunk to remember each other :o

kidding :( i hope.

LOL Belinda!! You just never know, do you?

Now I'm jus trying to figure out which 10 things you guys did that I haven't done. :-)

uh, i hit 52. ANd its funny because all of those points were accumulated between the ages 18 and 28. I'm so boring now.

I saw the title of this entry and thought for sure I'd be entering a Hendrix discussion. Oh well.. I'm pushing 40. Points that is.

J, I was looking through old posts and found this. I took the test. I only got 25 points! I don't know if I am sad or if I should be proud of myself. And I thought I was experienced. :-(

I, too, just found this... and scored a measily 10 (TEN!) points!! How can that possibly BE? I mean, c;mon -- I grew up in Berkeley in the 60's, fercrissakes!!

Hanging head,

Carol

37... but there are few things I can do even today and (I hope) have about 40-50 years more for the rest

42... and thank goodness the rest of you guys hit in that range too :) I was about to not post it.

Germany Doesn't Suck

Monday, October 10, 2005

The Alternate - Are You Experienced?

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